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Old 03-05-2014, 06:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I could d with a bigger penis, though, it seems to me most of the women I've been with prefer to 'rub' not 'penetrate'. So...maybe it wouldn't really matter. Anyways, I'm a pretty predictable guy. Roamantic. Stay, faithful, to whomever I'm with, for years. Learn their ways. At most you're having sex 5 hours a day, the rest is actual communication and just living with each other...so....
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Old 03-05-2014, 10:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm kind of unimaginative I guess. All I want is a third eye in the middle of my forehead, shoulder-mounted rocket launchers, bat wings (of course), skin that absorbs all the light around me so that I become a living shadow, glowing red eyes so that the only thing you see is a sea of blackness with two red orbs in the middle that strike terror into your very soul, and a bigger penis.
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Old 03-05-2014, 06:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm kind of unimaginative I guess. All I want is a third eye in the middle of my forehead, shoulder-mounted rocket launchers, bat wings (of course), skin that absorbs all the light around me so that I become a living shadow, glowing red eyes so that the only thing you see is a sea of blackness with two red orbs in the middle that strike terror into your very soul, and a bigger penis.
God you're so boring! I KNEW you were gonna say that. Though you forgot the eye-mounted cameras so you can perve away and nobody will know. I'd kill for those.
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Old 03-05-2014, 08:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd trade stomach and abs with Daniel Craig.
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Old 03-05-2014, 09:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'd trade stomach and abs with Daniel Craig.

That'd really hurt
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