Body Parts!

FRED HALE SR. · 03-04-2014, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I second that. What's a taint???

RoxyRollah · 03-04-2014, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I'm opting for a smaller penis. I'm tired of putting people in the hospital

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Maybe not smaller homie, but less sharp! Try less sharp first.

DoesntReallyMatter · 03-05-2014, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I second that. What's a taint???

It's the part you rub right before the man ejaculates.
You have to find that muscle and get rough with it.

AKA: The Perineum.

Burning Down · 03-05-2014, 07:08 AM

I could do with bigger boobs.

DoesntReallyMatter · 03-05-2014, 07:32 AM

I could d with a bigger penis, though, it seems to me most of the women I've been with prefer to 'rub' not 'penetrate'. So...maybe it wouldn't really matter. Anyways, I'm a pretty predictable guy. Roamantic. Stay, faithful, to whomever I'm with, for years. Learn their ways. At most you're having sex 5 hours a day, the rest is actual communication and just living with each other...so....

The Batlord · 03-05-2014, 11:07 AM

I'm kind of unimaginative I guess. All I want is a third eye in the middle of my forehead, shoulder-mounted rocket launchers, bat wings (of course), skin that absorbs all the light around me so that I become a living shadow, glowing red eyes so that the only thing you see is a sea of blackness with two red orbs in the middle that strike terror into your very soul, and a bigger penis.

Trollheart · 03-05-2014, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm kind of unimaginative I guess. All I want is a third eye in the middle of my forehead, shoulder-mounted rocket launchers, bat wings (of course), skin that absorbs all the light around me so that I become a living shadow, glowing red eyes so that the only thing you see is a sea of blackness with two red orbs in the middle that strike terror into your very soul, and a bigger penis.

God you're so boring! I KNEW you were gonna say that.

Though you forgot the eye-mounted cameras so you can perve away and nobody will know. I'd kill for those.

Pet_Sounds · 03-05-2014, 09:55 PM

I'd trade stomach and abs with Daniel Craig.

Paul Smeenus · 03-05-2014, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

I'd trade stomach and abs with Daniel Craig.

That'd really hurt

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-05-2014, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

I could do with bigger boobs.

I can lend you some, mine are big enough! I do love my boobies though.

I'm pretty happy with my body, but would love a toned tum. It's more about going to the gym than swapping lol. I love my curves, I used to be a stick insect which I enjoyed but then my body changed and I got used to it. It would be nice to be a natural blonde.

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Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	I'd trade stomach and abs with Daniel Craig. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

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Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	I could do with bigger boobs.

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DoesntReallyMatter "The Messiah Complex" Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 169	I could d with a bigger penis, though, it seems to me most of the women I've been with prefer to 'rub' not 'penetrate'. So...maybe it wouldn't really matter. Anyways, I'm a pretty predictable guy. Roamantic. Stay, faithful, to whomever I'm with, for years. Learn their ways. At most you're having sex 5 hours a day, the rest is actual communication and just living with each other...so....