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Old 03-03-2014, 04:32 PM   #41 (permalink)
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PICTURES OF THIS MODEL? I have heard rumors, but it's still a myth until proven...

I wish. I was hella fine. Can't prove it tho, and as hot as I was I was also a complete trainwreck.
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Old 03-03-2014, 04:33 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I'm surprised nobody has said they want a bigger penis.

Then I'd have to change my name.
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Old 03-03-2014, 06:44 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I'm surprised nobody has said they want a bigger penis.
I'm opting for a smaller penis. I'm tired of putting people in the hospital .
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Old 03-03-2014, 06:53 PM   #44 (permalink)
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I'm surprised nobody has said they want a bigger penis.
eh i think 15 inches is a bit overkill
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Old 03-03-2014, 11:24 PM   #45 (permalink)
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eh i think 15 inches is a bit overkill
Lies!
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Old 03-04-2014, 12:08 AM   #46 (permalink)
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I would change everything about me. Except my face.

No wait, that too.

Mind you, if I was a girl I'd be set: long slender legs, nice tight bum, slim waist (size 6/8) and kind of dainty hands, soft voice .... oh my god! I AM a girl!!!
I'm one of those weird women that really admire the look of a feminine man.

They're a lot more aesthetically pleasing to me than muscular, fatty men.

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I'd like a less hideous nose
I second that. I could have even been Jewish, but nooooo. I just had to get stuck with a Jew nose for my otherwise Scandinavian face/complexion. Ridiculous.
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Old 03-04-2014, 05:00 AM   #47 (permalink)
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I'm one of those weird women that really admire the look of a feminine man.

They're a lot more aesthetically pleasing to me than muscular, fatty men.
I happen to agree with you here.
Sounds creepy, but I've always been most attracted to fey girls.
Short hair, asexual build. Not 'manly' women, but that blissful in-between.

If I was '100% gay', Russel Brand would totally be the stereotype. Little Pan trickster that he is.
As it stands, Laurie Anderson fits my physical, and mental, idolatry. I guess. Never was into the foo foo girls.
Or, wishing for something different. Kinda vain puttering, if you ask me. Whatever...

For me? I'd....hm, I'm fairly skinny, but, I'd lose 10 pounds, still trying to reach 179. I'm 186 now, so...

For a 6+ foot tall guy, kinda hard. I dunno, anyone over 30 wishes they were probably 20 again. This is just me babbling now....
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sometimes i wish my taint was an extra penis that way i would have 2 but rather than fukc myself in the ass with it i would have sex with 2 women at once
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Old 03-04-2014, 05:15 AM   #49 (permalink)
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sometimes i wish my taint was an extra penis that way i would have 2 but rather than fukc myself in the ass with it i would have sex with 2 women at once
What.The.****!?
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I second that. What's a taint???
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