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Old 03-03-2014, 02:58 PM   #31 (permalink)
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for one day i would trade my penis for a vagina and tits and i would become lesbian and find hot chicks to party with
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:15 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Wait a second... Roxy, is this thread part of your project where you gather body parts to create your own human being?
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:21 PM   #33 (permalink)
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*cough* No......who told you about MusicBanterstien?!
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:28 PM   #34 (permalink)
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for one day i would trade my penis for a vagina and tits and i would become lesbian and find hot chicks to party with
I bet you would do that and have a yeast infection or shark week happen.
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:47 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Happy with the way I am. I'm short but I can live with that. 5'5 is all you get, people. Wouldn't mind a little extra weight but that'll come in time.
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Old 03-03-2014, 04:12 PM   #36 (permalink)
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^ You're funsize!
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Old 03-03-2014, 04:14 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I'd just like to trade my head, limbs and torso for the 1986 model.
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Old 03-03-2014, 04:17 PM   #38 (permalink)
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PICTURES OF THIS MODEL? I have heard rumors, but it's still a myth until proven...
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Old 03-03-2014, 04:21 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I bet you would do that and have a yeast infection
This was really funny .
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Old 03-03-2014, 04:27 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I'm surprised nobody has said they want a bigger penis.
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