Who wants a game of chess? - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
Who wants a game of chess? Who wants a game of chess?
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-26-2014, 09:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
"The Messiah Complex"
 
DoesntReallyMatter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 169
Default Who wants a game of chess?
http://lichess.org/PqlxIvJK
5 min.

Easy win, I've gone to rust.
I'll wait awhile...
DoesntReallyMatter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2014, 09:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
David Hasselhoff
 
Paul Smeenus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Back in Portland, OR
Posts: 3,681
Default
I so thoroughly suck at chess that I shouldn't even be allowed to try to play. I am an embarrassment to the entire thought process.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by grindy View Post
Basically you're David Hasselhoff.
Gentle Giant Catalog Review

The entire Ditty Bops catalog reviewed
Paul Smeenus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2014, 10:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
"The Messiah Complex"
 
DoesntReallyMatter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 169
Default
I have smashed (Hulk style) many a keyboard playing online chess. With too much coffee in me.
Just, don't play above your 'rating' and even then, ****ers will intentionally lose to lower rated players,
just to 'sandbag' it and beat the holy living hell out of people, then talk smack.

Interested yet?
DoesntReallyMatter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2014, 01:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
Oracle
 
RoxyRollah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Closer then you think.....
Posts: 4,365
Default
Dude I am in, I am awful but I am stubborn as the day is long.
Unfortunately for me, and fortunately for you this is not an irl game! I play dirty... I mean really dirty.... You feel that? That's me mind ****ing you....Oh and that? That's just the feeling of you liking it.... MUWAHAHAHAHA! No seriously I am in.....
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre View Post
Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland
I just want to say your tits are lovely.
Quote:
Originally Posted by grindy View Post
Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neapolitan View Post
I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
RoxyRollah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2014, 02:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
Master, We Perish
 
Surell's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Havin a good time, rollin to the bottom.
Posts: 3,710
Default
i'd be in if i were a reliable human being, but that is still under scrutiny in court
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude View Post
Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
^if you wanna know perfection that's it, you dumb shits
Spoiler for guess what:
|i am a heron i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
Surell is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2014, 07:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
"The Messiah Complex"
 
DoesntReallyMatter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 169
Default
Gotta be quick, I only watch this link for about 10 mins. My attention span.
http://lichess.org/470VJw3y
5 min. Chess.

Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah View Post
I play dirty...blah blah blah, I mean really dirty.... You feel that? That's me mind ****ing you....Oh and that? That's just the feeling of you liking it.... MUWAHAHAHAHA! No seriously I am in.....
Pft, I played in the joint. Mindgame me? Haha. If I wanted to do that, I would let you believe you were in charge.
Not warn you up front.

EDIT:
7:40 I'll be playing someone else, or...you post a link, and if I'm here, I'll play you...like a $2 ukelele.
6 mins left, maybe this forum is too slow for this type of thing? hm
Last edited by DoesntReallyMatter; 02-27-2014 at 07:39 AM.
DoesntReallyMatter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2014, 01:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
Oracle
 
RoxyRollah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Closer then you think.....
Posts: 4,365
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntReallyMatter View Post
Gotta be quick, I only watch this link for about 10 mins. My attention span.
http://lichess.org/470VJw3y
5 min. Chess.



Pft, I played in the joint. Mindgame me? Haha. If I wanted to do that, I would let you believe you were in charge.
Not warn you up front.

EDIT:
7:40 I'll be playing someone else, or...you post a link, and if I'm here, I'll play you...like a $2 ukelele.
6 mins left, maybe this forum is too slow for this type of thing? hm
That's awesome cause I will have ridden you like a $2.00 whore on nickle night before you even got around to it, and you''l have begged for more! So, if you are around when I get off work...!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre View Post
Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland
I just want to say your tits are lovely.
Quote:
Originally Posted by grindy View Post
Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neapolitan View Post
I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
RoxyRollah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2014, 01:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
"The Messiah Complex"
 
DoesntReallyMatter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 169
Default
I'll rather sell you to another cellie for a cig.
http://lichess.org/JTntxqyX

Damn, an you so cute with them panties.
Of course, everyone talks smack, when they dont click the link.


I'm not even that good, peoples.
Easy win! And. I'm a gentleman. brought up on ...German standard of decorum.






EDIT:
Click the ****ing link, it won't kill you.
Last edited by DoesntReallyMatter; 02-27-2014 at 01:25 PM.
DoesntReallyMatter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2014, 01:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
Just Keep Swimming...
 
Plankton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: See signature...
Posts: 7,765
Default
*click*

I made the first move, but I don't think I'll be able to do much more than that until later.
__________________
See location...
Plankton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2014, 01:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
"The Messiah Complex"
 
DoesntReallyMatter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 169
Default
Just moved.

There's no time limit on this one, eh?

Okay.
DoesntReallyMatter is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.