Who wants a game of chess?
 

http://lichess.org/PqlxIvJK
5 min.

Easy win, I've gone to rust.
I'll wait awhile...

I so thoroughly suck at chess that I shouldn't even be allowed to try to play. I am an embarrassment to the entire thought process.

I have smashed (Hulk style) many a keyboard playing online chess. With too much coffee in me.
Just, don't play above your 'rating' and even then, ****ers will intentionally lose to lower rated players,
just to 'sandbag' it and beat the holy living hell out of people, then talk smack.

Interested yet? ;)

Dude I am in, I am awful but I am stubborn as the day is long.
Unfortunately for me, and fortunately for you this is not an irl game! I play dirty... I mean really dirty.... You feel that? That's me mind ****ing you....Oh and that? That's just the feeling of you liking it.... MUWAHAHAHAHA! No seriously I am in.....

i'd be in if i were a reliable human being, but that is still under scrutiny in court

Gotta be quick, I only watch this link for about 10 mins. My attention span.
http://lichess.org/470VJw3y
5 min. Chess.

Pft, I played in the joint. Mindgame me? Haha. If I wanted to do that, I would let you believe you were in charge.
Not warn you up front.

EDIT:
7:40 I'll be playing someone else, or...you post a link, and if I'm here, I'll play you...like a $2 ukelele. :)
6 mins left, maybe this forum is too slow for this type of thing? hm

That's awesome cause I will have ridden you like a $2.00 whore on nickle night before you even got around to it, and you''l have begged for more! So, if you are around when I get off work...:bringit:!

I'll rather sell you to another cellie for a cig.
http://lichess.org/JTntxqyX

Damn, an you so cute with them panties.
Of course, everyone talks smack, when they dont click the link.


I'm not even that good, peoples.
Easy win! And. I'm a gentleman. brought up on ...German standard of decorum.






EDIT:
Click the ****ing link, it won't kill you.

*click*

I made the first move, but I don't think I'll be able to do much more than that until later.

Just moved.

There's no time limit on this one, eh?

Okay.

Chat room
[white]Gotta run... this game will be saved right?
[black]you countingz?
[white]say what?
[black]A lot at stake here for you?
[black]lol
[white]ummm, no
[black]so...?
[black]is there a time limit i dont see?
[white]I'm at work, and I have to head out. Save the game and I'll pick it back up later.
[black]f that
[black]play quick.
[black]who cares
[black]its a board game

(2 mins elapse)
"The other player may have left the game. You can claim victory, call the game a draw, or wait."

- - - - - - - - - - - -

The first game I get and he runs out.

Just tried to play from home, and needed to register to play, meaning the game is already locked as far as I can tell. I'll have to get back to it from work tomorrow. I guess they go by IP address for an anonymous player. Thats my guess.

My apologies bro, had no idea. I've played some games that took days before, but I didn't really want this one to run that way.

This forum is too slow for this type of thing.
(I have no idea why, but I imagined the above sentence in Adam Sandler voice.)

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/23...2fbaebd5cd.jpg

Nothing to add? Post a pic.
I'd break your ****ing arm if you ever put hands on me like that. :)


Game?
http://lichess.org/asolPkhc

No you wouldn't! Cause I would have broken yours first ;)

I can kill people will my feet!


WITH! MA! FEETS!!!!! ;)

PS> Play me, for Gods sake, just play a game with me....*cries hoarsely*

Well, that was fun. I think people take chess too damn seriously.
Every seasoned chess player knows it's NOT a battle of IQ or intellect.

It's just practice, like everything else.
Anyways, GG. Thanks, Anon.

http://lichess.org/isI15vPN
Another? 5 mins. I give time as well..

if i can remember how to play, i totally would

i played week ago. got creamed by a six year old.

Another chance:
To beat the snot out of me:
http://lichess.org/REqa32or

Getting bored, about to start working on that GD mix.
Heard the songs sooo many times by now I hate them all.

I was the-e-e-e-eere-ere..... *sobs*


http://lichess.org/rhfQS9Au

Man, it's 2 o'clock if anyone wants to play...play.
If not I'm done with this.... *cries bitter hot tears*

I'm trying to make friends, but I guess you have to be an upstanding e-citizen w/ 3,000 post count...to count.
Here.

Never been my style. 2 minutes left.

Been fun.

God you fuckin cry baby just shoot me a message and i'll play you if i'm on and really available at that time.

Is there really a need to call me names?
I try and be a gentleman to everyone.
Why not?

Just play under your name at lichess, (or not), I'm there practically all the time.
Given, every 4 hours I rest. Depends on the day. The hour. Etc.

Rest. Not sleep. Trust me. I'll be awake for a few hours now...

OLDHAM, is my name... if you want me to change it, it takes 2 minutes.
Anyways, here's another 'challenge'....I just like to play.
Lose/ win. Makes no matter. I've lost, literally, thousands of games....

Here t'is:
http://lichess.org/fuRcU9V5

I'm not even that good, just like playing...


P.S.
While I wait, for nothing to happen, here's a song:

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Sorry sir :(

I'll hit you up tho

I'm HERE!!!


I'm HERE!!!!!!!


http://lichess.org/b4KrEJfm
5 minute game.

Good Lord, if we could only get this thread flowing...
****. 1 hour too late.