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Old 02-11-2014, 10:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Masturbation. Seriously. At least once a day. Often twice. Some days more... Not to mention porn, but without a personal computer this is obviously not a problem these days. But back in the day I'd go on benders where for days the only thing I'd do was download and watch porn. Then I'd burn myself out and be comparatively abstinent. The worst was when I tried to cut out porn all together. Usually this was because I was worried about viruses. It never worked though. I might go a few months cold turkey, but this just meant that when I broke down I broke down hard. Then it could go on for weeks.
Masturbation is good for your prostate though. So doing it once a day isn't bad. Even up to three times a day isn't an issue unless it starts interfering with your daily habits like you were waiting to be interviewed and you had to go in the bathroom to rub one out type of thing.
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Masturbation is good for your prostate though. So doing it once a day isn't bad. Even up to three times a day isn't an issue unless it starts interfering with your daily habits like you were waiting to be interviewed and you had to go in the bathroom to rub one out type of thing.
So I've heard. If I get prostate cancer then I'm gonna be pissed. Well...even more pissed.
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So I've heard. If I get prostate cancer then I'm gonna be pissed. Well...even more pissed.
dont worry you can always jerk off to make yourself feel better. you will always have that.
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dont worry you can always jerk off to make yourself feel better. you will always have that.
True. I'm sure the nurses will understand.
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