help butthead get a valentine

YorkeDaddy · 01-24-2014, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

don't call her up for a second date until after Valentine's day so you don't have to splurge on that Hallmark holiday.

this guy

Psy-Fi · 01-25-2014, 09:53 AM

Good luck with your romantic endeavors.

Just don't make any fatal missteps along the way...

Plankton · 01-25-2014, 10:36 AM

Throw money at her, then show her your penis. If you're dick looks like an acorn with a turtle neck, the money should make up for any shortcomings.

Win/Win

zombie kid · 01-31-2014, 07:33 PM

So, have you gotten a girlfriend yet?

Burning Down · 01-31-2014, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid

So, have you gotten a girlfriend yet?

Probably not.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 02-01-2014, 08:49 PM

we were talkin and one thing led to another. my fingers were soaked and i just started goin in small circles then picked up the pace. i was gently rubbing with 2 fingers and then started usin a 3rd . it was nice n wet the entire time. i put my fingers in deeper to about mid-finger and started swirlin. she went freakin wild, she couldnt believe i helped her clean her dirty cups in her sink like that

djchameleon · 02-02-2014, 05:48 AM

Sculptor · 02-02-2014, 05:58 AM

Tap her on her shoulder and when she turn around around headbutt her and say "They don't call me headbutt for nuthin'."

Neapolitan · 02-02-2014, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

Hey guys ok so here's the deal there's this one girl who I eould like to make my valentine. Weve been on one date with good chemistry n hung out othet time in a group so this is musicbanter.coms chsnce to gimme cute n cool ideas how to woo her n make her my lover by feb 14th

All good ideas will be used n results will be posted

Step in front of a bus to save a child, it worked for Will Ferrell in "Stranger Than Fiction."

Isbjørn · 02-02-2014, 03:38 PM

Stay the hell away from her, 100% of the time you won't get a rejection

Briks' love tip #1

01-25-2014, 10:36 AM	#13 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Throw money at her, then show her your penis. If you're dick looks like an acorn with a turtle neck, the money should make up for any shortcomings. Win/Win __________________ See location...

02-02-2014, 03:38 PM	#20 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Stay the hell away from her, 100% of the time you won't get a rejection Briks' love tip #1 __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

01-31-2014, 07:33 PM	#14 (permalink)
zombie kid Music Addict Join Date: May 2013 Location: in a grave. Posts: 77	So, have you gotten a girlfriend yet?

02-01-2014, 08:49 PM	#16 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	we were talkin and one thing led to another. my fingers were soaked and i just started goin in small circles then picked up the pace. i was gently rubbing with 2 fingers and then started usin a 3rd . it was nice n wet the entire time. i put my fingers in deeper to about mid-finger and started swirlin. she went freakin wild, she couldnt believe i helped her clean her dirty cups in her sink like that

02-02-2014, 05:58 AM	#18 (permalink)
Sculptor Groupie Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 27	Tap her on her shoulder and when she turn around around headbutt her and say "They don't call me headbutt for nuthin'."