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YorkeDaddy 01-24-2014 07:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1409930)
don't call her up for a second date until after Valentine's day so you don't have to splurge on that Hallmark holiday.
this guy

Psy-Fi 01-25-2014 08:53 AM
Good luck with your romantic endeavors.

Just don't make any fatal missteps along the way...

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...ps4fcd27d4.jpg

Plankton 01-25-2014 09:36 AM
Throw money at her, then show her your penis. If you're dick looks like an acorn with a turtle neck, the money should make up for any shortcomings.

Win/Win

zombie kid 01-31-2014 06:33 PM
So, have you gotten a girlfriend yet?

Burning Down 01-31-2014 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1412285)
So, have you gotten a girlfriend yet?
Probably not.

butthead aka 216 02-01-2014 07:49 PM
we were talkin and one thing led to another. my fingers were soaked and i just started goin in small circles then picked up the pace. i was gently rubbing with 2 fingers and then started usin a 3rd . it was nice n wet the entire time. i put my fingers in deeper to about mid-finger and started swirlin. she went freakin wild, she couldnt believe i helped her clean her dirty cups in her sink like that

djchameleon 02-02-2014 04:48 AM
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/...77259782_n.png

Sculptor 02-02-2014 04:58 AM
Tap her on her shoulder and when she turn around around headbutt her and say "They don't call me headbutt for nuthin'."

Neapolitan 02-02-2014 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1409888)
Hey guys ok so here's the deal there's this one girl who I eould like to make my valentine. Weve been on one date with good chemistry n hung out othet time in a group so this is musicbanter.coms chsnce to gimme cute n cool ideas how to woo her n make her my lover by feb 14th


All good ideas will be used n results will be posted
Step in front of a bus to save a child, it worked for Will Ferrell in "Stranger Than Fiction."

Isbjørn 02-02-2014 02:38 PM
Stay the hell away from her, 100% of the time you won't get a rejection

Briks' love tip #1


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