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Old 01-18-2014, 03:11 PM   #31 (permalink)
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But it can touch toilets.
Hair shouldn't be able-to-reach-into-anus-long. That will just turn out gross.
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Old 01-18-2014, 03:16 PM   #32 (permalink)
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So in order to prevent it from touching a toilet it has to go into the lap of a person who using the toilet. Got it.
I don't understand the problem. Women don't pull their pants all the way to their ankles when they use the toilet. My hair touches a portion of my thigh but most of its slack touches whatever trousers I happen to be wearing.

Long hair isn't rocket science.

There are just some things that dudes will never understand ....

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Hair shouldn't be able-to-reach-into-anus-long. That will just turn out gross.
Why would anyone let their hair touch their anus?!

THERE ARE WAYS TO MANEUVER YOUR DAMN HAIR

IT IS NOT A STATIONARY OBJECT
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Old 01-18-2014, 03:22 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Well, you accidentally sat on yours... imagine doing that again while naked.
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Old 01-18-2014, 03:25 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Well, you accidentally sat on yours... imagine doing that again while naked.
I'm a bit more cautious in those situations! Usually when I sit down (if at all these days) I have to flip my hair so it doesn't get trapped under me. Or I just pull it forward or just out of the way. It depends on how gross I deem my surroundings or sitting surface.

If I sit on something outside, you bet I'm pulling my hair out of the way. Dirty hair is unhappy hair, man.
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Old 01-18-2014, 03:31 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Long hair isn't rocket science.
Agreed. Rocket science has no potential to touch the toilet.
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Old 01-18-2014, 03:40 PM   #36 (permalink)
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has any one seen Pauls toupe?
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Old 01-18-2014, 03:45 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Agreed. Rocket science has no potential to touch the toilet.
Agreed again.
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Old 01-19-2014, 12:29 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 01-19-2014, 12:37 PM   #39 (permalink)
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