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Old 01-24-2014, 02:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I notice that none of us has adressed the obvious issue. Why on Earth would you want to have a lengthy conversation with a girl? Any conversation with a girl longer than three sentences that doesn't result in a sandwich or sex has been a waste of time.
So this is how I should talk to all women I meet? "Hey babe. Can you make me a sandwich? Then afterwards we'll have sex."
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Old 01-25-2014, 10:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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So this is how I should talk to all women I meet? "Hey babe. Can you make me a sandwich? Then afterwards we'll have sex."

If you can get both with just one conversation then she's wife material.
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If you can get both with just one conversation then she's wife material.
Only if she'll let me eat it in the bed as well. That way I can have everything I want at the same time.
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Old 01-26-2014, 09:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Only if she'll let me eat it in the bed as well. That way I can have everything I want at the same time.
She could make you a grilled cheese sandwich. I'm sure you'd love eating that in the bed.

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