How to have lengthy conversations with a girl?

The Batlord · 01-24-2014, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Blanche_Minim

The other day I saw her laughing and she was blushing. Her face literally turned pink. I'm in love. I'm right now listening to Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction. So rock on!

If you want her to like you then you should listen to Megadeth's first four albums instead. Countdown to Extinction was alright, but inferior. Any girl worth your time would know that.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 01-23-2014, 05:40 PM

Lets cut to the chase when will u two be engagin in passionate awkward fingerbangin

blueisben · 01-23-2014, 05:44 PM

Ask if she wants a kiss, she says yes, you're in there. She says no, whip out a bag of Hershey's Kisses and give her a weird look as if judging her for not liking chocolate.

Isbjørn · 01-24-2014, 04:29 AM

I find that smarter than I should

Tristesse · 01-24-2014, 01:24 PM

To have lengthy conversations with a girl, have a conversation with her about lengths

ba dum tish

I will be here all week

possibly

The Batlord · 01-24-2014, 01:27 PM

I notice that none of us has adressed the obvious issue. Why on Earth would you want to have a lengthy conversation with a girl? Any conversation with a girl longer than three sentences that doesn't result in a sandwich or sex has been a waste of time.

zombie kid · 01-24-2014, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I notice that none of us has adressed the obvious issue. Why on Earth would you want to have a lengthy conversation with a girl? Any conversation with a girl longer than three sentences that doesn't result in a sandwich or sex has been a waste of time.

So this is how I should talk to all women I meet? "Hey babe. Can you make me a sandwich? Then afterwards we'll have sex."

The Batlord · 01-25-2014, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid

So this is how I should talk to all women I meet? "Hey babe. Can you make me a sandwich? Then afterwards we'll have sex."

If you can get both with just one conversation then she's wife material.

zombie kid · 01-25-2014, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

If you can get both with just one conversation then she's wife material.

Only if she'll let me eat it in the bed as well. That way I can have everything I want at the same time.

Tristesse · 01-26-2014, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid

Only if she'll let me eat it in the bed as well. That way I can have everything I want at the same time.

She could make you a grilled cheese sandwich. I'm sure you'd love eating that in the bed.

Urban Dictionary: Grilled Cheese Sandwich

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