How to have lengthy conversations with a girl?

Isbjørn · 01-17-2014, 04:05 PM

Dress up as an officer and knock on her door while she's in the shower. That way she has to answer all of your questions, thus a lengthy conversation. Also, you might get to see her in a towel.

Trollheart · 01-17-2014, 06:34 PM

Or, if she's that kind of girl, without one...
Thank you ma'am, now if you could just hand us the towel, slowly. It may be evidence...

The Batlord · 01-18-2014, 11:06 AM

Just smell your finger and make a face like you are slightly disgusted with what you discover.

Neapolitan · 01-18-2014, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Briks

Dress up as an officer and knock on her door while she's in the shower. That way she has to answer all of your questions, thus a lengthy conversation. Also, you might get to see her in a towel.

Then say "you are under arrest for stealing my heart."

Thom Yorke · 01-18-2014, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by neardeathexperience

With any luck you may just get a second date with her to further your conversations.

What a ****ing nightmare that would be. It's tough enough to think of enough stuff to say on a first date, let alone going for two.

Taxman · 01-18-2014, 11:46 PM

What is the use of talking anyway? It just causes horrible difficulties.

anticipation · 01-19-2014, 12:03 AM

thank george lucas for the internet amirite.

Sculptor · 01-19-2014, 01:41 AM

If it doesn't flow don't feel uncomfortable. Staying true to yourself is more important than putting in effort to try and make something happen. Juts allow things to unfold organically and be honest. If there is no connection don't bother making one because it isn't genuine at all. But it all depends on your perspective. Maybe you just want to have an experience so play around with ideas and have fun.

Isbjørn · 01-19-2014, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan

Then say "you are under arrest for stealing my heart."

That's actually kinda cute

Deviouz · 01-19-2014, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan

Then say "you are under arrest for stealing my heart."

I've reached my daily cheese quota, thanks.

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Sculptor Groupie Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 27	If it doesn't flow don't feel uncomfortable. Staying true to yourself is more important than putting in effort to try and make something happen. Juts allow things to unfold organically and be honest. If there is no connection don't bother making one because it isn't genuine at all. But it all depends on your perspective. Maybe you just want to have an experience so play around with ideas and have fun.