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Old 01-16-2014, 01:43 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Just be your real self around this Jessica babe and that my friend is 100% pure poetry.
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Old 01-16-2014, 02:25 AM   #22 (permalink)
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She has a sweet tooth. She likes M&Ms and Skittles, but she also has a salty tooth. She likes coffee and green tea.
Does she like to eat M&Ms and Skittles concurrently or eat only one of them separately at different snack times? I think Reese's Peices and M&Ms could be eaten concurrently at the same time no problem - something like tiny miniature Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

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Just be your real self around this Jessica babe and that my friend is 100% pure poetry.
Stop calling her "babe"... you're going to make him nervous if you call her a "babe" building her up in his mind like that... he won't be able to cope.

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Yikes, no pointy shoes? Don't be a square, man!
They can't be avoided on boots but honestly you don't want to pick her up looking like Peter Pan by wearing pointy tip shoes.
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Old 01-16-2014, 02:38 AM   #23 (permalink)
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How to talk to a girl for as long as you want:

Become a medical examiner!



They can't run away!
They can't sigh and roll their eyes over your feeble attempts to win their approval!
They can't say no!
They won't friendzone you!
YOU CAN TALK TO AS MANY CHICKS AS YOU WANT!
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Old 01-16-2014, 05:35 AM   #24 (permalink)
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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

She's a Brick House
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Old 01-16-2014, 09:58 AM   #25 (permalink)
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You could always prove your devotion by showing her this thread where you've talked in detail about her on the internet to perfect strangers. Chicks dig that.
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Old 01-16-2014, 10:37 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Come on!!! Everyone knows that Isaac's got the answer! Asking a Music Forum instead of Chef?
It helps that if you actually play the keyboards, have an orchestra back you up, sing with Soul, and have a record contract...Ha! Ha!

Take it away!




Or if that does not work, follow ladyislingering's advice, get the Ph.D. and go Pro!

About all of that stuff about boots and Visual Arts...see if she's into Cosplay! (Joking on that, but considering what's going on today it might work!)

All kidding aside, good luck!

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Old 01-16-2014, 11:05 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Just talk about yourself for an extended period of time and don't let her speak. The ladies love that.
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Old 01-16-2014, 11:07 AM   #28 (permalink)
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And pick your nose. Girls love to know that you care about maintaining your appearance.
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Old 01-16-2014, 11:29 AM   #29 (permalink)
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And pick your nose. Girls love to know that you care about maintaining your appearance.
And pull your nose hairs right out if you notice them!
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Old 01-16-2014, 11:32 AM   #30 (permalink)
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And pull your nose hairs right out if you notice them!
Don't forget to put them right up to your eyes so you can make sure they are indeed nose hairs. You never know what might be up there.
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