That feeling when...
 

... you get out of the hospital. You feel bad for all the others still waiting to be seen, but hey, you're out!

... you snag the last CD/book/dress/ipad/pairof shoes/whatever in the shop

... the bus driver says "Next three only!" and you're the third person in line

... It's pissing rain and you have the day off work

... a show comes back on the TV you haven't seen in years

... your favourite band announce they're only playing a few dates, and your town is one of them!

... the bill arrives and it's MUCH less than you expected

... the bank makes an error in your favour

... you hear THE best album of the year

... you discover your new favourite band

... you're sure you bought something you really wanted/needed but can't find it, but then it's right at the bottom of the bag

... something long lost turns up

... the annoying canvasser/surveyor at your door turns out to be really cute

... your pet, who you thought was really sick, turns out not to be after all

...you jerk off and the shame of cyberin in a lesbian chat room with a fake profile fills your feels with shame and guilt

Tfw you skip school and the teachers didn't even notice you were gone

Reminds me, my doctor atm is stunning. She's mid 20's, light skinned Indian (presume she was born here though, very Western), looks a bit like Leah Jaye the pornstar but better, got a sexy southern/London accent. No real need to type this just wanted to let people know how hot she is.

Cheers.

There speaks the voice of experience! ;)

TH I replied to that thread you posted in the Name That Track forum.

http://www.musicbanter.com/name-tune...sic-theme.html

TFW you respond to a thread and get ignored :mad:.

Just responded to ya man! Sorry, was downstairs settling sis. Took a while...
Thanks!

Haha was only messing mate. Cheers.

that feelin when youre about to get on a plane to go on a cross country trip to see your best friend and also have a job interview but the airline mixes up your luggage and your flight gets delayed but it turns out there was a bomb on the plane and it explodes but you arent on it, and you are also in final destination 7

But how do you really know the chat room ain't filled with fat, balding, middle aged dudes pretendin' to be lesbians? :yikes:

That feeling when you need to sneeze, you're on the edge but fear you're losing the sneeze so you look at a bright light or the sun and it is enough to execute the sneeze >>>

TFW you take a hot pair of pants out of the tumble dryer and put them on >>>

TFW you eat a massive meal and your core temperature goes up, you're that full you're sweating and then you drink a cold drink, those first few sips >>>

TFW you have a cup of black coffee in the morning and you can feel the heat as it arrives in your empty stomach >>>

TFW it's summer and women wear sandals and open toed shoes and you perve on their pedicured feet & toes without getting caught >>>

TFW you're at school after first lesson and the teacher says you can all go home immediately because of a heating failure, then you get home and it's a confirmed bomb scare >>>

TFW you're bursting to drop the kids off at the pool and when you do you feel a stone lighter and ready to take on the world >>>

TFW you had a 5* shower and put clean pyjamas and new socks on >>>

There's more.

...the person you're arguing with realises they are wrong :D

Likewise, ...you realise the person you are arguing with is right :(

Just keep on arguing until they give up.

TFW they give up :cool:

OVERJOYED:tramp:

Nah, the best is when you take your underwear, like boxers or something, out of the hot dryer and put it on right away. Greatest feeling ever.

That's what I meant mate. Pants are underwear. I know they mean trousers in the US.

The feeling of warm pants >>>

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When you come up with a good Steven Wright joke, but crack a smile.

That feeling when your manager tells you not to worry about cleaning up after cleaning up after somebody else, but you can't help but feel guilty about leaving a mess for the people the next morning, so you decide to clean it up anyway.

- in public restroom
- one other person in another stall
- they're taking a dump
- it's an eruption of noise and stench
- accidentally laugh at their hideous farts
- try to hurry up and get out before they have a chance to see you

mfw they finish up and they're washing their hands beside me

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Yeah I guess he thought you meant trousers :laughing:

I woulda said...

"Dude"

"Seriously"

"See a doctor"

Exactly that's a great feeling. Rainy days are the best!

The first glimpse of the green grass on the field as you emerge from the tunnel at your first MLB game of the year. Cant wait.

Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes. But football not baseball. Especially evening games.

Dude, you don't have any problem accepting that other people like different music than you. I wish you would start doing that with sports. I for one hereby resolve never to play the "my sport is better than your sport" debate again. I hope you'll join me. Nothing good comes out of that dialogue.

With all respect.

Uh, I don't think he was saying that football is better or anything. He was directly answering to the other comment which said baseball, and related to it with football instead because they don't watch baseball in Europe. It's all football pretty much, all the time. I had never actually seen baseball being played until I moved to Canada.

If anything I think it's your comment that will turn it into a debate. Maybe don't read into things so much, since his comment wasn't meant to be offensive.

I think you've got the wrong end of the stick. I'm not/wasn't saying football is better, I've never been to a baseball match, he made a point which applies to more than one sport, I can relate to what he's saying and the excitement of the first match of the season hence why I clarified. I don't attend baseball matches, why would I agree with something I haven't experienced?

Also I remember posting a gif of Benteke scoring a belter, you said the goalkeeping was crap (apples and oranges) and brought hockey into it.

Also, since you took it there, all American sports are shit and adaptations of British sports.

#js

This ^

Cheers mate

TFW you slide into bed between clean, crisp, just laundered sheets

TFW you wake up thinking it's a work day and it's the weekend

- dumb bitch I really, really hate at work
- never does anything (seriously)
- doesn't follow the dress code
- ultra mega try-hard, no personality
- spends too much time in the break room
- talks shit about bosses every day
- is basically mentally 13 years old
- mfw she puts in her two weeks instead of getting fired like she deserves

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- just perfected entire accessory (hats, ties, belts, scarves, etc.) wall
- 8:55pm, store closes at 9
- feelsgoodman.jpg
- enter Juan & Juanita and their 500 kids
- mfw the kids lunge for the fucking accessory wall

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-mfw there's ties all over the fucking floor

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- mfw there's backpacks shoved into the shoe shelves

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That feeling when you've been working all day and you take your gross sweaty clothes off and take a hot shower.

i think i had jaun, juanita and their 400 kids come into my stores when i worked retail. they would always come in with jamal and shaniqua and their kids and destroy the entire store. good times.

mfw

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TFW you realize you have two days off of work.
TFW you wake up, hungover, and realize you have to drive 45 minutes to work
TFW you realize that that crush you suppressed? Yep, you still feel like dying when they get engaged.

That feeling when you don't really understand the point of a thread.

ditto

Ditto x 5000

^^ It's pretty straight forward from what I can gather. You just describe a feeling that a large amount of people have probably felt. It can be general things, like "that feeling you get when you listen to music for the first time in a few days". Everyone knows that's a good feeling.

That feeling at a concert when the lights first go out before the band comes out.