That feeling when...

~~MicShazam~~ · 07-31-2018, 05:18 PM

If I'm on a first date and it leads to a woman telling me to shut the hell up and get down on my knees, it's a successful date.*

*Not that it's ever happened to me. One can always dream.

WWWP · 07-31-2018, 05:20 PM

So can I assume you're all into pegging as an extension of enjoying anal

**Frownland** · 07-31-2018, 05:22 PM

Obviously but those cartoonishly big strapons are still scary.

WWWP · 07-31-2018, 05:42 PM

Ofc. Those are like expert level.

The Batlord · 07-31-2018, 06:27 PM

I'm a Mass Effect veteran so I only take Insanity level strap ons.

Key · 08-01-2018, 12:11 AM

Tfw you got home from work and excited because tomorrow is your day off then your boss texts you and asks if you can work. And me being me of course I can't say no. So yeah. I hate being me sometimes.

**Frownland** · 08-07-2018, 02:41 PM

TFW you've fielded 20 or so calls in a row from marble mouth old twats before getting a call from someone who opens their mouth all of the way when they speak and it's like hearing music for the first time.

Plankton · 08-21-2018, 08:03 AM

Tfw the lead on a project calls you early in the am to let you know that a foundation was poured wrong, so you send the drawings out (again) and 10 minutes later you get a message back letting you know that the contractor messed up, not you. I may not be perfect, but I don't screw up foundation drawings. Blood pressure back to normal.

Also, tfw you're out of spoons, so you use a fork for your yogurt.

Mindy · 08-25-2018, 02:42 PM

that feeling when you pick out a long, deep nose hair

DwnWthVwls · 08-26-2018, 06:02 AM

Did you sneeze?

07-31-2018, 05:22 PM	#6313 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Obviously but those cartoonishly big strapons are still scary. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-07-2018, 02:41 PM	#6317 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	TFW you've fielded 20 or so calls in a row from marble mouth old twats before getting a call from someone who opens their mouth all of the way when they speak and it's like hearing music for the first time. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-21-2018, 08:03 AM	#6318 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Tfw the lead on a project calls you early in the am to let you know that a foundation was poured wrong, so you send the drawings out (again) and 10 minutes later you get a message back letting you know that the contractor messed up, not you. I may not be perfect, but I don't screw up foundation drawings. Blood pressure back to normal. Also, tfw you're out of spoons, so you use a fork for your yogurt. __________________ See location...

07-31-2018, 05:18 PM	#6311 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	If I'm on a first date and it leads to a woman telling me to shut the hell up and get down on my knees, it's a successful date.* *Not that it's ever happened to me. One can always dream.

08-01-2018, 12:11 AM	#6316 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Tfw you got home from work and excited because tomorrow is your day off then your boss texts you and asks if you can work. And me being me of course I can't say no. So yeah. I hate being me sometimes.

08-25-2018, 02:42 PM	#6319 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,075	that feeling when you pick out a long, deep nose hair