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Old 03-25-2018, 03:35 AM   #5931 (permalink)
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TFW:

You're making toast in your new toaster/toaster oven thingy, and suddenly realize that you've been stashing your bag of weed in the oven section.

Was able to salvage about 90% of it.

Toast was killer for what it's worth.
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Old 03-25-2018, 11:11 AM   #5932 (permalink)
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TFW you pick a really gnarly booger, marvel at its fractal structure, eat it, but then you realize there's a nose hair in it. Gross.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-25-2018, 11:13 AM   #5933 (permalink)
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TFW you pick a really gnarly booger, marvel at its fractal structure, eat it, but then you realize there's a nose hair in it. Gross.
i...is.... are... joking?
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Old 03-25-2018, 11:19 AM   #5934 (permalink)
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i...is.... are... joking?
No.

Compared to some of the stuff he's posted, this is fine dining.
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Old 03-25-2018, 11:20 AM   #5935 (permalink)
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yeah but usually it’s too far to possibly be a joke. that is right on the verge of trolling vs reality.
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Old 03-25-2018, 11:38 AM   #5936 (permalink)
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I shall leave it to your imagination.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-25-2018, 11:40 AM   #5937 (permalink)
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You should change your user title to Drunky McBoogereater.
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Old 03-25-2018, 12:05 PM   #5938 (permalink)
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TFW you're looking through old photos and stumble upon sexy pics of your 18 year old ex. Holy ****.
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Old 03-25-2018, 12:11 PM   #5939 (permalink)
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TFW you're dicking around on your best friend's computer and find sexy pics of his ex.
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Old 03-25-2018, 12:15 PM   #5940 (permalink)
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TFW you're computing on your friend's dick and picture fines of...ex

TFW you lose the inspiration to finish what you started
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