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#2691 (permalink) |
Music Addict
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 242
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Nah it's like telling you to do something illegal then arresting you for it.
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#2692 (permalink) | ||
Oracle
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Closer then you think.....
Posts: 4,365
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TFW: You're unpacking freight and the first box is filled with freshly packed severed feet, hands and squishy eyeballs. It's like Christmas. Imma do a female Indiana Jones for one I think.
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#2694 (permalink) | ||
Oracle
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Closer then you think.....
Posts: 4,365
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I manage a party store for a living. See Thriller thread for last Halloween.
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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TFW you have to go to a neo-Nazi blog to find a Final War album. Feels good.
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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TFW you go to smoke a cigarette and come back with your legs covered in mosquito bites. If I get malaria, I'm suing Philip Morris.
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#2700 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
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TFW you're jamming on other people's instruments and you develop calluses on the calluses on your callus's calluses.
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