That feeling when...

The Batlord · 10-17-2014, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle

TFW you forget to keep stirring your hot chocolate and it's all ****ty at the bottom. But you neck it anyway.

You know, I usually make my hot chocolate with actual chocolate. I guess **** must be an acquired taste.

RoxyRollah · 10-17-2014, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

TFW you're suspicions of Roxy being a real life Dexter are confirmed.

Thelonious Monkey · 10-17-2014, 09:04 PM

TFW you discover that there are **** tons of different oreo flavours, and that you live in the UK.

RoxyRollah · 10-17-2014, 09:06 PM

Dude they suck.^

Pet_Sounds · 10-17-2014, 09:07 PM

TFW you realize how much you post on MB.

DwnWthVwls · 10-17-2014, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

TFW you can't kill the people who work for you so you are left to pick up homless hitchikers and leave their bloodless corpse under a bridge...

What do you do with the blood?

ladyislingering · 10-17-2014, 11:26 PM

tfw you finally see some loser getting apprehended for shoplifting and your store's loss prevention guy is laying the smackdown while you're standing behind him (facing the criminal)

tfw the staff is smiling and making fun of the shoplifter, making sure he can hear our amusement over his distinct status as a waste of oxygen

that beautiful, amazing feeling when the shoplifter has a dog in tow, and you go up to the dog and say (just loudly enough for the idiot piece of garbage to hear you) "what a cute pup; it's a shame his owner is such a piece of SHIT!"

OH MY GOD

YOU GUYS

IT WAS LIKE CHRISTMAS

DwnWthVwls · 10-17-2014, 11:40 PM

TFW when LiL makes a new gif TFW. Priceless.

The Batlord · 10-18-2014, 04:53 AM

TFW you live vicariously through another person's humiliation of an ******* (customer).

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 10-18-2014, 08:41 PM

TF@ you bang your little toe against the vacuum cleaner. It's been dislocated before and I think I've done it again! So ****ing sore. It's swollen so I've got ice around it.

10-17-2014, 09:07 PM	#785 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	TFW you realize how much you post on MB. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

10-17-2014, 11:26 PM	#787 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	tfw you finally see some loser getting apprehended for shoplifting and your store's loss prevention guy is laying the smackdown while you're standing behind him (facing the criminal) tfw the staff is smiling and making fun of the shoplifter, making sure he can hear our amusement over his distinct status as a waste of oxygen that beautiful, amazing feeling when the shoplifter has a dog in tow, and you go up to the dog and say (just loudly enough for the idiot piece of garbage to hear you) "what a cute pup; it's a shame his owner is such a piece of SHIT!" OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT WAS LIKE CHRISTMAS __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

10-18-2014, 08:41 PM	#790 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	TF@ you bang your little toe against the vacuum cleaner. It's been dislocated before and I think I've done it again! So ****ing sore. It's swollen so I've got ice around it. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

10-17-2014, 09:04 PM	#783 (permalink)
Thelonious Monkey Caesar is home. Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 876	TFW you discover that there are **** tons of different oreo flavours, and that you live in the UK.