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Old 11-10-2014, 01:37 AM   #981 (permalink)
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TFW you're not wearing a bra.
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Old 11-10-2014, 01:40 AM   #982 (permalink)
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tfw your lardass neighbor (whose vag is probably just a vat of Crisco) is getting laid and you're curled up in bed by yourself because 5am always comes before you do
Man, who knew Ki was a dud in the sack.
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Old 11-10-2014, 01:56 AM   #983 (permalink)
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Man, who knew Ki was a dud in the sack.
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Old 11-10-2014, 10:33 AM   #984 (permalink)
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TFW you fallen asleep while listening to Mudhoney's last.fm station, and now your library has four plays by ****ing Candlebox.
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Old 11-11-2014, 05:11 PM   #985 (permalink)
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TFW your life revolves around your cat (and you love it).
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Old 11-11-2014, 11:10 PM   #986 (permalink)
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TFW you fallen asleep while listening to Mudhoney's last.fm station, and now your library has four plays by ****ing Candlebox.
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TFW when everything that could possibly gone wrong did. And your best friend is slower then snot with your medicine.... Really? My GLAUCOMA is out of control tonight heffer hurry up.
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Old 11-12-2014, 12:01 PM   #987 (permalink)
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GLAUCOMA
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Old 11-12-2014, 12:50 PM   #988 (permalink)
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TFW when everything that could possibly gone wrong did. And your best friend is slower then snot with your medicine.... Really? My GLAUCOMA is out of control tonight heffer hurry up.
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Sorry to hear about this.

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Old 11-12-2014, 01:42 PM   #989 (permalink)
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Tfw when Wallmart approves you a card with a 500$ limit store credit!

Wallmart is now my official supplier of booze & Cigs
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Old 11-12-2014, 01:51 PM   #990 (permalink)
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TFW you quit smoking again.
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