TFW WTF FTW.
Yup.

that feeling when children are heard AND not seen^

That feeling when an intelligent observation regarding the frequency of use of the letters "F", "T", and "W" in internet acronyms is misunderstood.

tfw you slept curled up because baby kitty didn't want to move and now you're crippled

That feeling when you're playing Saints Row while listening to last.fm---and this song comes on.





Time for a killing spree...

when you step out of the shower and your beer is still cold.

yussssssssssssssssssssssssssss

why not shower beer tho

1. warm beer = ick.
2. i have a lot of hair. i use a lot of conditioner. inevitable conditioner+beer = ick. know this from experience i do.

1. don't get water in your beer??
2. put beer down to condition
3. enjoy beer in shower

Conditioner is my hair's best friend. I prefer clarifying shampoos and conditioners because they get the junk out of your hair without leaving residue. Beautiful long hair is possible to those willing to work hard. ;)