TFW you're too sick to get out of bed, so you just listen to Supertramp and post on MB.

tfw your roommate, the one you don't like, gets a court summons letter AND something from the debt collectors agency.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAAAAAA

Suckstobeyoubro.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Doesn't that mean it'll be harder for him to pay rent, which will then suck for you?

Landlord rents the rooms individually so nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

tfw you're catching up on a massive sleep debt

http://talknerdy2me.org/wp-content/u...14/02/GIF6.gif

TFW you get an extra hour of sleep because of the time change.

That feeling when all the girls that ever find you attractive are looking for "nice guys", and they're trying date people who aren't "assholes". This has never, ever worked for me, and whenever a girl says anything like "A guy has never done this for me before." or "You're so nice" I'm going to just give up right then and there. I'm not trying to perpetuate that whole "girls go for assholes" autistic fedora bs, I just want to date women who I can be myself around. I know that my depression can be pretty bad sometimes, but I'm trying to find better outlets, and stop myself from saying or doing things when I'm in that state.

tl;dr: I just want to date someone I can be dumb, and enjoy myself around. Also, working on my mental illness.

tfw you've been craving pasta for weeks and you finally make it

aww yiss

awwwwww yisss GET IN MY MOUTH

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Can you please upload a video to the cafe of you doing that with said pasta?

:D

I would never do such a hideous thing with pasta.