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Old 10-20-2014, 09:33 AM   #811 (permalink)
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Old 10-20-2014, 09:37 AM   #812 (permalink)
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Old 10-20-2014, 12:47 PM   #813 (permalink)
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TFW you get out of school half an hour early because of minor technical difficulties.
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Old 10-20-2014, 01:43 PM   #814 (permalink)
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Old 10-20-2014, 02:13 PM   #815 (permalink)
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tfw you're holding and you think a cop car is following you and you start thinking of places you can hide it but then the cop car takes a different turn than you.
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Old 10-20-2014, 05:07 PM   #816 (permalink)
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tfw you're holding and you think a cop car is following you and you start thinking of places you can hide it but then the cop car takes a different turn than you.
I have an infallible plan to avoid getting arrested/ticketed:

Don't do stupid illegal shit where you can get caught.

It's not that hard, man.
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Old 10-20-2014, 05:11 PM   #817 (permalink)
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I have an infallible plan to avoid getting arrested/ticketed:

Don't do stupid illegal shit where you can get caught.

It's not that hard, man.
Looks like you're knocking out your infallible plan of being preachy and annoying.
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Old 10-20-2014, 05:20 PM   #818 (permalink)
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I have an infallible plan to avoid getting arrested/ticketed:

Don't do stupid illegal shit where you can get caught.

It's not that hard, man.
But that means letting the drug dealer into your house. I'd rather risk getting pulled over with a dub sack in my console than let Skeevey McSketchypants into my house.
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Old 10-20-2014, 05:41 PM   #819 (permalink)
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I have an infallible plan to avoid getting arrested/ticketed:

Don't do stupid illegal shit where you can get caught.

It's not that hard, man.
But how else am i gonna get a dime bag?

The way i see it is it shouldn't be illegal in the first place i wanna get a little high in the comfort of my own home without hurting anyone.

i know this doesn't change the fact it's illegal so if that means having a few paranoid moments with cops, so be it.
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Old 10-20-2014, 06:41 PM   #820 (permalink)
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They can't search you unless they smell it or see it already when they pull you over. They don't generally frisk your... crotch. so, you know, balance it between the coconuts and the tree if it's only a dime bag. Or... invest in 'stealthy' car seat covers. Unless they're searching your car for heroin or some **** with a dog, you'd be clear.

Also jesus christ Plankton, what are your hours like?? I thought that kinda **** was illegal
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