TFW you're taking a dump while eating a sandwich and your own stench just makes you hungrier.

What kind of sandwich?

Stolen triple sausage and cheese croissan'wich. Not exactly a leftover turkey sandwich, but free is free.

My urge to re-watch TD1 just got amped.

Oh, and:

Filippi's Chula Vista Soup, Salad and Sub Menu

Their sausage and meatballs are to die for.

Seeing Rust Cohle all over the forum, cigarette in hand, will do that.

I never even heard of that show, but I just found this on youtube, and now I really wanna check it out.

This seems like an excellent intro/sample for some seriously heavy metal.

How have you not heard of it? All last year the whole forum was ****ting themselves over it, not to mention half the rest of the populace.

True Detective will be etched upon Matthew's tombstone. It's his Stairway to Heaven.

Cause I don't usually read those threads, or watch tv.

How dare you insult Matthew McConaughey?

Bitch is bad....He plays the bongos

Naked, and high as all **** on killer weed.

My hero.

Chula idolizes naked men. Good to know.

Sits patiently for the Stephen Amell leak......

Just got Lin into Arrow and it's fun watching my 55 YO wife drool over the guy while trying to hide it from me. **** it.

Let her have her fun!

We still have Felicity.

I'll give you Olly as long as I get F.

http://cdn1.themovienetwork.com/site...t-rickards.jpg

I wanna watch her use a dry cloth to wipe my semen from her glasses.

A dry cloth?

Are you okay?

That feeling when you dig into a plump pomegranate but instead of finding red tasty gems, it's all rotten inside. :(

#firstworldproblems.

I think the third world actually has that problem as well.

But do they care tho?

Probably.

Nah.

I think people are generally opposed to eating rotting food.

#checkyourprivilege

So people in the third world just walk around eating rancid meat and rotting vegetables without a care in the world?

Worldist.

All I wanted was a lil sympathy. A shoulder to cry on. Someone to tell me everything's okay. You people are dead inside.

tfw you submit the shittest assignment of all time but pass it anyway >>>

it was shit, i feel like dancing.

I know this feeling all too well.

Underachievement, the new World Beater.

I believe it was either Frownie or Exo who told me that most professors don't bother to even read papers, just make sure you did your MLA **** and got the class number right.

i think this is the 5th one and the first shit one i've done. it didn't make up a lot of marks for the year so no big deal even if i failed it, i just would have missed out on valuable % but still, tend to start shitting myself before i have one due in and then until i get my results.

If the winter is so bad then shouldn't the skiiing be closer?

It was me and I live in California, though. All of my professors are hippy twats who don't even know how to read. Thou shalt not generalize my rather sweet anecdotes.

Nah, I think you're right in general. I've turned in half-assed bull**** written in the hour before they were due and gotten a hundred. I doubt professors give a flying **** what you say so long as you get the basic gist.

I'd like to think that this isn't true of post-graduate work, though. I don't want my doctor to be bound by the same laws of mediocrity that I am.

That feeling when your brother gives you his telescope and it's a bloody goodun. :love:

I now have telescope envy :( thanks, pal

Haha. No worries. ;)

It really is a beauty. A 6 inch schmidt-cassegrain design, fully motorised, built in computer system with over 2000 objects, and a host of eyepieces and filters, just need to get myself a mains extension and some clear nights. It's one of these:

http://www.celestronimages.com/data/media/9/012.jpg

Tfw when it takes all your will power not to make a uranus joke. :p:

it looks pretty awesome Charlie, Congratz. :)