When everyone's talking about how great their weighted blanket is and you don't own one.

tfw you nut and realize how many things you ****ed up

They seem like a hassle to clean...

tfw you are sitting around, and then eventually an existential question dawns on you

tfw you are gone for 7 days at work and your boss didn't notice your absence at all.

Everything is. If you wish to clean things properly.

...you find out that some of the DG discs you've been collecting are actually worth quite a bit. Holy ****.

Just take mattresses for example.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/25...g?v=1550164254

...you watch The Players Championship, and then the next day a friend who you've disc golfed with and was one of the camera operators posts up a bunch of behind the scenes pics. Here's a few:

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net...f7&oe=60746E10

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net...f8&oe=6076D3DD

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net...b0&oe=60772253

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net...f9&oe=60757F6F

...When u get that Biden check wired to your bank account :P