That feel when you missed out on getting a girlfriend because the second time you hung out you were really nervous, got really drunk, almost ripped some dudes door off the hinges, and was all over everyone in the back seat of a car when getting garbage fast food.

Yeahhh, I'm not gonna drink like again that for awhile.

that feeling when you're congested and can't taste the food you're eating

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mfw I'm on antibiotics for a completely unrelated illness and then I get a goddamn cold

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I'm so sick of being sick dammit

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TFW you realise you have an ass similar to Lady Gaga's.

I know that feeling all too well.

Lady Gaga has an amazing body.

TWF you cover her face with a plastic bag...

TWF you wake up and smoke a bowl before anything else.

TFW you just realized that FTW stands for "for the win" and not "**** the world".

Nah, fuck the world FTW

I just thought it was a reversal of whiskey fox tango.