Y'all are some prudes.

TFW you realize that the term "shit tier" is derived from the word "shittier," and that it's probably because of dumbasses.

haha

That is very annoying.

...you're getting on in age and you still crash your homies place with buds and suds for his birthday. We're gonna party like it's 1979 on a work night mother****ers... and then pass out before 9. Gotta work in the morning.

That just means you gotta do it right
Duck tape two 40s to his hands and tell him he has ten minutes to chug them or else he has to butt chug the rest.

He didn't make the cutoff.

TFW you come across a stellar rec from grindy but you can't thank him because he's no longer here :(

https://www.musicbanter.com/2114963-post225.html

Do you mean grindr?

You're leaving a long line at work but it's no longer your problem.

TFW someone hands you warm change.

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