I did a week ago. There has been the same amount of growth in the past week as there was over the course of five years :(

Pits fuzz?

like the wispy mustache of a future adult male blonde

Dye it pink.

We should encourage men to shave their pits, not women to grow their pits. Its more comfy shaved.

Man I don't even like to shave my face and you're trying to get me to do more work? And I'll have to keep up with it way harder to keep from itching. I'm good.

Dude, its 10 seconds with a grooming buzzer, and since ur not using a razor it dont itch or get in grown.

Even when I had an electric razor I was too lazy to use it more than once every couple weeks.

I have to shave my ears every once in a while.

You get old and your eyebrows get like 7 inches long and hair starts sprouting out of you ears and your dick turns into a vagina.