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The Batlord · 06-03-2020, 01:04 PM

What about a music venue that sells rotten produce to throw at the exclusively terrible artists we book?

Raime · 06-03-2020, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

What about a music venue that sells rotten produce to throw at the exclusively terrible artists we book?

We end up giving away, or throwing away a lot of produce at my job here. Right now we're getting in strawberries from the farm that don't last all that long (due to them actually being picked when they are ripe, and red on the inside). Forget rotten tomatoes, rotten strawberries are far more messy.

goldendoodle · 06-03-2020, 01:17 PM

It should definitely be rotten fruit rather than vegetables. And live cicadas.
So.. a music venue/coffee shop/library/beer and wine bar/pizza bakery, then. There should also be butoh dancers just because. (And the dance club portion should be inside of an abandoned cathedral, obviously)

Plankton · 06-03-2020, 01:18 PM

I heard someone recently say they'd like to open a Homemade Soup and Bread Shop with a Used Bookstore attached to it.

I might do that when I move to Bora Bora, but I'm not sure how much soup and bread people eat in tropical locations.

**Marie Monday** · 06-03-2020, 01:21 PM

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(And the dance club portion should be inside of an abandoned cathedral, obviously)

Oh my god YES imagine the acoustics

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I heard someone recently say they'd like to open a Homemade Soup and Bread Shop with a Used Bookstore attached to it.

I might do that when I move to Bora Bora, but I'm not sure how much soup and bread people eat in tropical locations.

You're planning on moving to Bora Bora?

Plankton · 06-03-2020, 01:34 PM

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Oh my god YES imagine the acoustics

You're planning on moving to Bora Bora?

Yup. If my retirement plan pans out. Batlords gonna be my pool boy.

The Batlord · 06-03-2020, 01:42 PM

I'm down. Sounds like all the benefits of having a sugar daddy but I don't have to put out and I get to hang around a pool all day and call it work.

OccultHawk · 06-03-2020, 01:43 PM

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I thought they should be burned down cause that's what libraries are for.

So what? I’d own a bookstore if it was in any way possible.

@mindrainbow

The Batlord · 06-03-2020, 01:50 PM

It's called not knowing what you want cause what you want shifts based on your emotions. There's no real thought involved.

OccultHawk · 06-03-2020, 02:04 PM

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It's called not knowing what you want cause what you want shifts based on your emotions. There's no real thought involved.

“No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.”

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