Nah, I gave myself a handlebar mustache and soulpatch for ****s and giggles before I shaved it all off. I did a Zappa without realizing it until now.

Tfw you're whack and it's all your fault

TFW you know it's racist but you're still totally curious why a trailer park tweaker couple are watching over a squealing black toddler.

TFW you're in the backyard smoking a cigarette and your dog takes a **** like five feet away.

https://images.rapgenius.com/00433d3....480x318x8.gif

It means he feels secure, he knows you've got his back while he does his business.

TFW you have a nice haircut then shower :cool:

#Suave

TFW you fart and are sure of the worst but when you finally check your underwear there's only old track marks.

#Suave

Omfg

TFW the longwinded, boring, closeted gay dude at work is blathering on about his on-again-off-again beard and you're being an ******* on the inside.


https://66.media.tumblr.com/89cbc800...76d89db767.jpg

TFW you have a really big fart and it goes up your pants, up your shirt, and makes your back sweat.