If you curl a french fry into a circle, you get the same effect.

[insert joke about between your ears]

TFW you realize your fly is down but the breeze feels good on your dick so you leave it down.

...you see a "People you might know" link on FB and one of them is a person who you haven't seen in a really really long time, then you go through their posts and it hits you why you haven't seen them in a really really long time. Lets just keep that streak going there, my bat **** crazy old friend.

That's why I keep all my old high school friends on fb. They all still hang out together and the drama is ENDLESS. Almost better than a TLC show.

I'm sure you were the sane one.

I don't know. Maybe I'll send him a friend request and bask in the dementia.

I'm a firm believer in not contacting people again if there's no inherent need. People grow apart, people do or say dumb things that will ruin a friendship, ect. Just move on, look for new friends.

I agree with all of that except for looking for new friends. Just keep other people out of your life. Friends are almost as repugnant as family.

That's usually because people like us can only relate to those with personality disorders of similar magnitude.

I always welcome new friends.

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