TFW you burn a pan of cookies at work and try to remind your co-workers of a fellow co-worker who generally burns pans of cookies on the reg to symbolically shift blame.

Tfw your very first internet bf and your very first internet girlfriend just married each other. Wtf small ass world. I am baffled.

They both probably traded up.

**** you charles

Smoke meth, Steph.

TFW mother****ing Bootcamp Assistant formats your mother****ing 2TB backup drive wiping out all your music, tv and movies instead of formatting the 8gb usb stick you told it to use.

lol^

Chad told me to call you the n word

My dog told me to call you a squint-eyed chink but he's becoming a morphine addict cause of his hip so I wouldn't take it too bad.