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01-15-2020, 02:34 PM | #6723 (permalink) |
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Tfw your daughter who is still learning how to write texts you from her mother's phone "I love you so c u m"
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01-15-2020, 04:24 PM | #6724 (permalink) | |
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Did you crank one out?
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01-15-2020, 04:37 PM | #6725 (permalink) | |
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TFW you have a co-worker who always shows up to work and starts telling the most boring, pointless stories with far too much obnoxious energy. I wouldn't care either way that you walked into KFC and got offered a job but why on earth did you act like the ending needed suspense and buildup?
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01-15-2020, 04:56 PM | #6726 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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"Oh I'm just a good storyteller!"
Nah bitch you need to get to the point is what's going on right now.
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01-16-2020, 07:54 AM | #6727 (permalink) | |
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*points to elph's ex-girlfriend's purse*
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01-16-2020, 10:20 AM | #6728 (permalink) |
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Such a crass term. I prefer "did you splooge out your baby batter?"
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01-16-2020, 11:50 AM | #6729 (permalink) | |
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"shake hands with the governor"
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01-16-2020, 12:06 PM | #6730 (permalink) |
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"Making pearl jam"
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