Maybe if you were a little slower with the trigger that ^ wouldnt have happened.

That feeling when you make social media accounts and people still manage to find you.

Making social media accounts make you easier to find?

that's like saying driving is quicker than walking

I really want this Raime person to explain wtf they meant by that lol

Probably was talking about having made a new, pseudonymous account.

TFW you eat an entire pot of spaghetti and the world slows down and warms up.

TFW you're going on vacation in five days and it seems you're coming down with a cold.

tfw you sleep at work for five seconds and get laid off :(

Makes sense if you're a bus driver or a pilot.