TFW you're watching someone on a Youtube video and you notice there's dust or a hair on your screen and you go to wipe it off with your finger and it just so happens to be over their face and you're like

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TFW you ask for your check at the bar and they think that you're asking for another drink that they end up giving you for free because of the mixup and you walk home way drunker than you expected because it was a strong ass beer. That's a universal feeling, right?

That happened to me on my way to go disc golfing the other day.

I had a $40 bar tab for food & drinks at a show a while ago and when I asked for the check, the waiter told me that someone had already paid my bill.

I have no idea who the person was or why they paid my tab.

TFW you've got a killer/extra terrible dad joke and corner people at work when they're alone so you can tell it the max number of times while looking over your shoulder to make sure no one who's already heard it is in ear shot.

TFW there's barely any beer at Thanksgiving but copious amounts of wine but you don't feel old enough to drink actual wine from an actual wine glass in actual adult company.

Sounds like someone was invited to the grown ups table. Maybe if you use a bendy straw you can pretend it's grape juice

I mean you're a girl so it's different. Drinking wine with the adults is like wearing makeup for girls.

Well did you drink the wine or not?

There was still enough beer. Grand dad's probably gonna be mad when he checks the fridge though.