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09-06-2019, 04:23 PM | #6621 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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Bug eyed
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09-11-2019, 11:12 AM | #6623 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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TFW your 9/11 memes are too dank for Facebook to handle and your page gets suspended.
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09-11-2019, 11:24 AM | #6624 (permalink) |
Just Keep Swimming...
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Tfw you have to take a crap, and there's only one working toilet in the building and the water tank blew up and ****ed up everything plumbing-wise, so you go to use the porta-john out back and that's closed up too for some reason, so now your only option is to squinch your butt cheeks together and try to hold it as you travel 4 miles down the road to the other office where there's 2 full bathrooms of complete privacy and solitude and you think this is great and maybe wanna just do this all the time but traveling 4 miles to take a **** kinda sucks.
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09-11-2019, 09:53 PM | #6626 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Ugh, don't remind me.
Anyways turns out that they just banned my account and not the page, so other admin guy and fake account me to the rescue, kinda.
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09-12-2019, 04:12 AM | #6628 (permalink) | ||
the bantering battleaxe
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Cute Post Malone's mom
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Tfw your husband uses the word 'mancave'
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09-14-2019, 11:09 AM | #6629 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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TFW you say "excuse me" and the other person says "oh no you're fine" and moves, and you just wanna be like that wasn't "I'm sorry I need to get by you", that was "Get the **** out of my way, you halfwit."
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09-22-2019, 07:48 PM | #6630 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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TFW you reach to grab a beer and realize you have one more than you thought.
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