TFW you eat an entire pot of spaghetti and the world slows down and warms up.

TFW you're going on vacation in five days and it seems you're coming down with a cold.

tfw you sleep at work for five seconds and get laid off :(

Makes sense if you're a bus driver or a pilot.

Bummer. Were you still at the cookies gig?

Yeah the uh screenprinting place if that's what u mean

Oh right, I was thinking of something that you had posted about a few years ago. Still lame but don't let it get you down and turn it into a learning moment if you can. You'll find something new, you just gotta put the time in.

Sounds like a garbage job.

You would get away with falling asleep at BK?

If it was slow enough that I could sit down long enough to pass out I imagine they'd just shake me awake and shake their heads with a laugh.