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08-02-2019, 02:11 PM | #6612 (permalink) | |
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TFW you put pulled pork on your burger.
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08-06-2019, 01:03 PM | #6613 (permalink) | |
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TFW you keep having to help out this old lady at work who's super nice but slow as molasses and smells strongly of old people.
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08-07-2019, 01:30 PM | #6614 (permalink) | |
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TFW you drop the soap in the shower and bend over to pick it up and hot water runs down your ass crack.
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08-10-2019, 02:49 PM | #6615 (permalink) | |
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TFW the lunch rush is an endless line of families.
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08-12-2019, 04:23 PM | #6616 (permalink) | |
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No?
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08-12-2019, 06:36 PM | #6617 (permalink) | |
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Did I say she was at a register? They had that poor old smelly lady making sandwiches bro.
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08-20-2019, 01:09 PM | #6618 (permalink) | |
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TFW you get a nose bleed and shove some tissue up your nose, then you change the tissue after it gets too bloody, then you pull that one out to see if it's all bloody and it kinda is but not enough for you to bother changing it, then you shove it back in your nose and get a fresh smell of blood.
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08-26-2019, 04:58 PM | #6619 (permalink) | |
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tfw you go to take a leak and the stream just isn't hitting the water and you're like wut and look down and the bottom of your shirt is in the way.
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09-06-2019, 04:16 PM | #6620 (permalink) |
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TFW you're too sleep deprived to sleep
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