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Old 07-21-2019, 06:56 PM   #6601 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2019, 06:05 AM   #6602 (permalink)
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Yeah man.. you gotta simultaneously attack from the balls and the uppercrack..
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Old 07-22-2019, 12:30 PM   #6603 (permalink)
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...your good friend's sister, who was also a good friend of yours passes. She had been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer a couple of years ago, and she finally passed peacefully in her sleep this morning. She left behind 2 boys, one autistic and one a Chemical Engineer, and a husband who would have given her the world if she'd have asked for it.

I was playing a round of disc golf when I got a text yesterday that she might not make it through the night. I kept it to myself and went on with the round, only to have the rain wash us out after a few more holes. I went home and waited. Nothing. I went to bed and got up and came to work, where I remembered to check my phone and there it was. I didn't want to read it. This was a person who had opened up her home multiple times for many, many people, did volunteer work on a daily basis, and took in more stray animals than anyone I've ever met. She was a year younger than me.

She also never smoked a day in her life.

R.I.P. my friend.
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Old 07-22-2019, 03:50 PM   #6604 (permalink)
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Damn if that isnt always the way.

Sorry for your loss plank.
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Old 07-23-2019, 08:26 AM   #6605 (permalink)
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Thank you Weez.

Gonna be a rough week.
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Old 07-23-2019, 03:45 PM   #6606 (permalink)
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Thank you Weez.

Gonna be a rough week.
Sorry plank.

I went through the same thing 3 years ago.
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Old 07-23-2019, 03:48 PM   #6607 (permalink)
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I'm really sorry Plank. She sounds lovely
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Old 07-23-2019, 04:44 PM   #6608 (permalink)
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that feeling when.... Trollheart is probably never coming back
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Old 07-23-2019, 11:06 PM   #6609 (permalink)
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Sorry plank.

I went through the same thing 3 years ago.
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Thank you. I spent some time with her husband today. He's one of the good people you meet in life too.
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Old 07-24-2019, 08:19 AM   #6610 (permalink)
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...your good friend's sister, who was also a good friend of yours passes. She had been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer a couple of years ago, and she finally passed peacefully in her sleep this morning. She left behind 2 boys, one autistic and one a Chemical Engineer, and a husband who would have given her the world if she'd have asked for it.

I was playing a round of disc golf when I got a text yesterday that she might not make it through the night. I kept it to myself and went on with the round, only to have the rain wash us out after a few more holes. I went home and waited. Nothing. I went to bed and got up and came to work, where I remembered to check my phone and there it was. I didn't want to read it. This was a person who had opened up her home multiple times for many, many people, did volunteer work on a daily basis, and took in more stray animals than anyone I've ever met. She was a year younger than me.

She also never smoked a day in her life.

R.I.P. my friend.
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