When I was a kid I was at some summer day care YMCA thing and we were sitting in this hallway waiting to go to the pool and I felt something on my head. Was a bigass roach. It's been well over two decades and I still remember exactly where this happened and will until the day I die.

TFW you try to go to analytics.google.com but you jump the gun on the autocompletion and hit enter after typing in "anal" and now anal is burned into your suggestions for eternity on your work computer.

Tfw you were told about the poison ivy, but you think you're aren't susceptible to poison ivy and now you have a raging case of poison ivy.

Tfw when you warn someone that they’re nuts deep in poison ivy and they don’t seem to care.

I am not a smart man. Jennay.

TFW you send an email to a couple thousand clients with the word "sweepsteaks" in the subject line.

https://media.giphy.com/media/CbGA1dYf9xdrq/200.gif

You need to clean your meat.

Lol

TFW 7L and Kendra Morris..

TFW a creamy turd can't quite clear your ******* so it just becomes a wiping problem.