TFW a really hot hentai dickgirl's balls are too hairy for you to get down with.

TFW you try to properly tag your new Magma album and those ****ing diacritics don't even seem to be possible in unicode. My OCD hates that.

We can't even blame Obama anymore smh.

TFW you are 100% certain you have just killed a roach but there’s no corpse.

Then you 100% did not kill that roach.

It’s crazy. ****ing six legged Houdinis.

Like they're not even that fast. I mean they're not slow but it's like the revulsion you feel seeing one kinda sorta zipping across the floor takes precious mental capacity that you need to react with the quickness.

And I think people are in love with the idea of roaches. Just like people are in love with the idea of hating their job. It's something negative about life that you use to define yourself as the hero of the world. Roaches are your anti-compatriot in outlining the absurdity of life. Of course when you actually have roaches that fantasy goes right the **** out the window.

They can go from 0 to 3 mph in .01 seconds. Adjusted for size that makes them 150% faster than Superman.

A spiel on Shark Tank the guy said “I woke up and a roach was crawling on me. At that moment...”

Meh.