I dont even drive and I know that you just have to assume everyone around you has never driven a day in their life.

People keep trying to hit me with their cars and that light where I got hit there's been several crashes over the year since. Seems like one every two months.

TFW you discover a new genre.

TFW you make a drunk purchase on Amazon but then you cancel it cause you don't think you can justify spending that money but the order goes through anyway and you still don't regret it cause now you have a hard copy of John Woo's Hardboiled. I will take a week of paid vacation soon and call up my buddy who I go see action movies with constantly and be like, "Bro, I'll be off this weekend and we'll get wasted at your apartment and have a sleep over like kids and play video games all night and we will ****ing watch Hardboiled and lose our ****". This is a certainty and it will be awesome and I'm glad that my Amazon order was not cancelled. My mood right now is my avatar.

Where are you on the Kinsey scale?

we'd all be better off being a touch more gay

In general not very high but I also have a thing for transsexual m-t-f's that's pretty specific where they have to be able to pass for women but they just have dicks that I guess throws a wrench in the works, but I'm still not attracted to men for the most part and not attracted to transsexuals who look like "men failing to pass as women".

So I consider myself straight with an asterisk.

Why?

You'd only **** a dude if they looked like a lady? That's so gay.

I'd play the boner field if I could get over how much dudes ****ing reek but no dice yet.

Vaycay = Get Sum