I am not a smart man. Jennay.

TFW you send an email to a couple thousand clients with the word "sweepsteaks" in the subject line.

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You need to clean your meat.

Lol

TFW 7L and Kendra Morris..

TFW a creamy turd can't quite clear your ******* so it just becomes a wiping problem.

Start soft and easy so it doesn’t spread too much.

Yeah man.. you gotta simultaneously attack from the balls and the uppercrack..

...your good friend's sister, who was also a good friend of yours passes. She had been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer a couple of years ago, and she finally passed peacefully in her sleep this morning. She left behind 2 boys, one autistic and one a Chemical Engineer, and a husband who would have given her the world if she'd have asked for it.

I was playing a round of disc golf when I got a text yesterday that she might not make it through the night. I kept it to myself and went on with the round, only to have the rain wash us out after a few more holes. I went home and waited. Nothing. I went to bed and got up and came to work, where I remembered to check my phone and there it was. I didn't want to read it. This was a person who had opened up her home multiple times for many, many people, did volunteer work on a daily basis, and took in more stray animals than anyone I've ever met. She was a year younger than me.

She also never smoked a day in her life.

R.I.P. my friend.

Damn if that isnt always the way.

Sorry for your loss plank.