The bestaurant.

you are about to make a decision but you jerk yourself off handily and are able to make the proper decision due to your short lasting clear mind.

TFW your friend asks you what vinyl records he should buy for you, you give him an extensive list and tell him to choose something, but then he gets you "Catholic Hymns" (not on the list). ffs

Tell him to **** off. He can get that in the CD bargain bin at any record store.

I'm seriously annoyed right now. He said he also picked up Beethoven's 5th and some Bach piece for me. I mean, that's cool and all, but they weren't on the fucking list!

You know full well that bitch can't tell the difference between that **** on CD and on vinyl without the crackle hiss. Tell him to **** off.

Dude wants to connect with me after 20 years of silence, knows I like music, and is trying to butter me up, maybe? Anyway, he obviously didn't want to go through the trouble of finding anything on that list, so when he randomly went to Walmart, he picked up that other shit.

That is pretty cool!

^Sounds like a k(cr)eeper!

It's not the gift, it's the thought behind the gift, and in this case that thought might include some form of Kool Aid mixture.

Tfw you wake up feeling 99.9% not sick after what seemed like forever of not being not sick.

https://i.imgur.com/am0WqVN.jpg

We all take for granted just feeling 'ok'.