TFW someone says horrorshow and means bad. Smh ****ing sods.

Tfw your poo comes out like pee so nobody knows youre poopin in the office bathroom :cool:

Hey im gonna talk about poop too! These gd lazy federal employees think the bathroom is a breakroom. Whenever i go in there to take a **** thr instant i fart you hear the toilet paper roll and the toilets flush. Go sit at your ****ing desks and do nothing and leave the stalls for people trying to poop. Jesus!

When I worked in a kitchen, I used to bring a game boy and play pokemon when I pooped because nobody questioned your BM time frame so I got paid to win gym badges and occasionally do a poo.

DWV doesn't understand cause he's the kinda guy to turn himself into the police for smelling weed in someone else's car.

DWV is clearly full of shit. Get it? Get it? Eh?

tfw you were supposed to wake up at 5 am to study all day but you did nothing

Thats a great feeling.

TFW you spend your last ten minutes at work waiting for an opportunity to clock out unnoticed before your boss tells you to wash the dishes and then you're out the door like a thief in the night.

What dishes? u dip **** in oil and microwave "meat" for people.