Tfw you see a FB post about an actual wooden post, and look, there's comments. Lots of comments. Comments like "It's about time...", and "Finally... blah blah this blah that", and you think maybe someone somewhere hit a reset button.

I wanted Sharkleberry Fin!!

You don't have to mention it.

TFW you have a cough, or a burp, or a hiccup, or a SOMETHING that "jiggers" your throat and at the very first instant you realize that a small amount of stomach acid is about to be flung up your esophagus and leave your throat burning for the next five minutes unless you can immediately stop the cough/burp/hiccup/SOMETHING... you almost stop it... but it just makes the inevitable more tragic and tasting of whatever the **** stomach acid tastes like.

Bile, isn’t it?

I thought bile was somehow different.

It’s sour

It’s like when you dry heave so hard they get wet again

Then yeah bile.

TFW you wish you had a shitty car to deliberately run into the stupid motherfucker who thinks he's entitled to cutting you off because he's first in line and making a left at the light.

If he’s already first in line how can he cut you off?