Won't somebody please be my bud friend?

TFW you Google a band's personnel to see what they look like and the bassist's picture chosen by Google is a mugshot. Even algorithms got jokes.

Crowbar?

TFW your many free email addresses conspire against you by insisting on security checks that are a complex web of security codes and now you're staring at the screen not knowing how to do anything cause you can't remember one password.

Just pulled up a bunch of Chris Christie pics and Rex Brown for some reason.

Hey, dip****, these are supposed to be casual bull**** accounts no one cares about, so get off my nuts and let me use them. Asshole.

TFW someone says horrorshow and means bad. Smh ****ing sods.

Tfw your poo comes out like pee so nobody knows youre poopin in the office bathroom :cool:

Hey im gonna talk about poop too! These gd lazy federal employees think the bathroom is a breakroom. Whenever i go in there to take a **** thr instant i fart you hear the toilet paper roll and the toilets flush. Go sit at your ****ing desks and do nothing and leave the stalls for people trying to poop. Jesus!

When I worked in a kitchen, I used to bring a game boy and play pokemon when I pooped because nobody questioned your BM time frame so I got paid to win gym badges and occasionally do a poo.