I got bit in the jugular. ****er gave me gout in my neck, shoulder, and back right before the biggest DG tournament of the year. The Uric Acid build-up from my body trying to fight off the venom. Cherry extract helped with that.

Get some Benadryl if you can, it'll help with the initial system shock.

TFW someone puts in their two week notice and you're like awesome we've been meaning to fire you anyways, today is actually your last day.

there's some high pus activity

Now this is the quality content I'm looking for

TFW you find a 4Shared download link and feel legit nostalgia.

TFW there's a very small cut on your lip that doesn't hurt at all but when you find it with your tongue it feels exactly like a loose hair from your mustache and you go to pull it out.

https://media.giphy.com/media/bBRjIW001tjLG/200.gif

You're reminding me of all the times I've been without a job. Having a routine is kinda nice but holy **** not having a routine not only is a breeze but leads you down a mental rabbit hole that makes you crazier than you could ever hope for.

**** that, I just wish I could get day drunk more often.

I mean same but without UBI the two are irreconcilable. I guess I could be a rich kid but until my mom stops being lazy that's not really possible.

Yeah I have a day a week I can sleep in. Feels good till I wake up and realize I have work tomorrow.