That feeling when... every time you go to the gas station convenience store by your house after midnight, the same slimy fucknut hanging out between the doors and the bulletproof glass asks you for money.

Well if you'd just give me a nickel or something I'd quit asking, you cheap ****.

Stop calling me "Red" and maybe I will, you off-putting jackass.

Hey, I'm off my game, alright? My ass hurts and I'm tryin' to raise money for butt surgery.

Your mom goes to butt surgery.

... you only meant to listen to "shake it off" once but now its been thrice. ):

offer him some cheese next time see what he does....

TFW you're on the toilet and you go to piss, and somehow you end up spraying between the bowl and the lid and it goes down your legs.

Also, TFW you just outed your small penis on MB.

It's always about size. ..;)

TFW you get home after a long day and you start drinking the booze.