Probably should grab 2 my dude.

Back and let's make this happen. If we were a posse irl we'd be about to jump off a bridge with a bitchass cameraman with no balls.

TFW huge storm knocks out your internet, but you still got a cellphone hotspot good enough to game on. Kindly fuck off mother nature.

She just wants revenge for what you dirty ****s have done to New Jersey.

TFW outsiders think one small section of the state represents the state as a whole.

Nah, the whole thing is ****. First place I ever saw toxic waste warning signs on the road. Too bad The Toxic Avenger was too busy punching junkies to clean that **** up.

Yeah, you were in the **** part. I live in the middle of a US and International Biosphere Reserve...

It's all just one big porkroll of despair

TFW you're an outsider who associates one small section of a state as a Snookie reserve.

We don't want you here anyway.